I've learned to not underestimate a tiny little girl from an orphanage.
I've learned that, with Alice, it's the little things that excite me the most.
When she learned "Itsy-Bitsy Spider" I almost fainted.
When she learned to sign "Please" I almost wet my pants.
Today, she learned to drink from a straw. I shouted in the middle of Costco.
And the lady behind me almost fainted and might have wet her pants.